E.L. James has decided to release a companion album to Fifty Shades, which will be a compilation of the classical music mentioned in the series. I read that article and I exploded:
WHAT THE FUCK NO AMY STUDT I AM FURIOUS I WILL THROW A FIT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I WANT TO THROW A CHAIR ALL I WANTED WAS A FIFTY SHADES ALBUM COMPLETE WITH AMY BEYONCE BRITTANY AHHHHHH THE WHOLE GANG I CANNOT ABIDE BY THIS I AM CHRISTIAN GREY HULK MAD FUCK YOU E.L. JAMES YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR READERS WANT
I was feeling like doing the all caps, no punctuation thing.
This must be how Craigslist posters feel every day.
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