Monday, July 9, 2012

Let's talk about Taylor real quick.

Why isn't Taylor the star of this series? He sounds awesome. Buzz-cut, loyal, manages to keep quiet when he undoubtedly hears screams and yelping from Christian's submissives, and has a cute little daughter to boot. 


But most of all, Taylor does some seriously ridiculous tasks without complaint.


Like getting Christian's latest fuck toy some new clothes.


So I guess Christian just knows Ana's cup size upon meeting her, because he gets Taylor to purchase a perfectly fitted bra and panty set for her the first night she "sleeps" with Grey after she upchucks all over the azaleas. (Yay tequila!)


OKAY. REAL TALK. It is a bitch to get your bra actually fitted. You have to go to the mall, then you have to search throughout the department store for the one lady that works in the lingerie section. Then you awkwardly state why you've been searching for her for the past 40 minutes. Then you stand there awkwardly while she measures all around your boobs. THEN and only then do you know your true cup size. I'm telling you people, it's like searching for the holy grail to find that one woman. 


So Christian just guessing it? Hell no. 


Just because you're rich doesn't mean you're magic. 

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