Orgasm Debt, a growing problem in this country.

After some dancing and a quickie breakfast, Christian and Ana decide to wash away the last lingering shreds of Ana's virginity. 


Whilst in the bath, Christian, though he's already fucked Ana and she has definitely seen his penis, realizes that a formal introduction was never made. For a man who insists on saying "Miss Steele", this is certainly an atrocity. 


"Oh! Turning to face him, I'm shocked to find he has his erection firmly in his grasp. My mouth drops open."
"I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I'm very attached to this."


NO FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE ATTACHED TO IT. 
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING ATTACHED TO YOUR OWN PENIS. 


"It's so big and growing. His erection is above the water line..."


I could say the same thing about the looming shark fin on the horizon or sea monkeys. (remember playing with those!) 
(I bet Christian doesn't. wah wah.)


And then a crowning moment for our little girl! Ana gets an A in Oral Skills from Christian! Send that report card right on home to Carla and Ray! 


"Come, let's go to bed, I owe you an orgasm".


You know, we really are focusing too much on the national debt these days. 
This here is the real problem. People missing their orgasm payments.


"I like this." He gently tugs at my pubic hair. "Perhaps we'll keep this."


In this day and age? Bitch, please.




Told you we'd come back to that.