Sunday, July 15, 2012

A timeline. (spoilers.)

Because this relationship is laid out like a saga, and every little moment takes at least 5 pages, the timeline can get confusing. So I took a looksie. 


It makes their relationship so much more disturbing.


Christian, 27, and Ana, 21, meet before her final exams, presumably in late April/early May. 
They fuck for the first time.
She graduates a few weeks later, he confers the degrees, late May.
Shortly after the beginning of June, she leaves him. Drama ensues.
5 days or so later, they are back together.
I think Christian turns 28 somewhere in here.
They start an actual relationship blah blah blah. Christian eventually proposes.
They get married yada yada yada. 
They celebrate her birthday in the 3rd book. When she turns 22. In SEPTEMBER. 
That's FIVE MONTHS after they first met.
She gets pregnant not too long after that.
They have their first child 9 months later.


BAM.


So 5 months, a quickie wedding and an accidental pregnancy later, 
we have Christian and Ana presumably going on to live happy, sex filled lives. YAY!







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