Ooh baby.

"Come"
"What?"
"We're going to rectify the situation right now"
"What do you mean? What situation?"
"Your situation. Ana, I'm going to make love to you, now."


That phrase is really only appropriate within the confines of NASA or the headquarters of the CIA, Christian. Not when you're about to have sex with a virgin.


And then comes the soft porn, which lasts for approximately 12 pages.




12.




Some highlights:


a) Christian calls Ana "baby" a lot, which sounds more mechanical coming from him than "let's rectify the situation".


b) "You are mine...Only mine. Don't forget it". A little phantom of the opera for my tastes, but whatever floats your boat, Ana.


c) "I'm going to fuck you now, Miss Steele," (so formal, Christian!) he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex." Seriously where did she learn that phrase. 




Apparently Alex Pettyfer is one of the people being looked at for this role. I think that's a pretty good choice, because like Christian, Alex also seems to struggle with the English language. If you need proof of this, see Magic Mike.